As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends, yeah!

It is no secret that I am a huge fan of science jokes/pick up lines, as long as I get them (which means physic jokes never do much for me usually). Although, I must admit, some jokes are so dirty they make me blush.

Above is one of my favourite jokes and webcomic combined in one! It's pretty awesome, I won't lie.

Anyway, being the magnanimous person that I am, I shall share some of my other favourite jokes with you:

• At National Institute of Health, there is a sign on the door of a microbiology lab that reads "STAPH ONLY!"
• Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023.
• Q: What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?
  A: A KNiFe.
• Q: What Io did before entering heaven?
  A: iodide
• Q: What do you do when you find a dead chemist?
  A: Barium.
• [This used to be my chemistry teachers favourite!] Two atoms are walking down the street.
  Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
  The other says, "Are you sure??"
  "Yes, I'm positive!"
• Q: What happened to the molecular biologist who swallowed a beaker full of restriction endonucleases?
  A: They came to a sticky end...
• You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
• If I was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes [hehe!]
• I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
• If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
• Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
• You're so hot you denature my enzyme/proteins.
• If you were Anatomy, then I'd be Physiology because they always go together!
• Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.

Ok, I'll let it be. I've probably already horrified everyone with my nerdiness.

Also, please don't annul our friendship. :(